Self Propelled Sandwich Maker

A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.

Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!

by superT's July 29, 2023

yo daddy aint no glass maker

yo daddy aint no glass maker: What ur mom tells u when u get in the way of the tv in the ghetto.

chiled: *walks in front of tv*

mother: *yeets shoe at young'n* Yo daddy aint no glass maker!

by im u fucking sadist17 February 16, 2021

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Noahltl and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

by Urban Casavant July 16, 2008

fuck maker

sum one who makes fuck

i made fuck w/ ur mom last night

by nigger fuck July 21, 2003

Home maker

A woman who cannot accept that her children aren't children anymore. She refuses to get a job, hobby, social life, or anything that might define herself apart from her role as "mom." She is up her teenage or adult children's assess 24/7, throwing tantrums when she doesn't get the attention or praise she expects, and wonders why her kids leave the room when she arrives, move out of town when they grow up, and rarely call.

"I hate my home. My mom is always there, screaming at me for spilling milk or not having the right tone of voice."
"Don't you at least have some times when she's not home? Doesn't she work or anything?"
"No, she's a home maker."

by The Chickens Are Revolting December 21, 2014

Ice maker

The opposite of ice breaker. Something you do that makes it REALLY awkward.

(Dina and John standing out side talking(dina likes jon))
Caleigh: Awwwwwww look at them! ! ! ! AWKWARD
Dina: I'm going to kill you!
(Caleigh runs away and dina chases!)

Caleigh is the Ice maker!

by caleigh March 14, 2008

Marmalade Maker

A lesbian.

Origin from the Middle-England Conservative ladies in the Tv show 'Little Britain'. Now common slang in London.

See also Making Marmalade- having lesbian sex

'No more lesbian Marmalade I beg of you.'

by Nice even chunks... January 5, 2005