Manbearpigged

To make someone spit up whatever they were drinking with a random comment, or joke.

"Hahaha, you totally just got manbearpigged!"

by Jfrench1345 February 5, 2009

Manbearpig

An enormous beast that is half-man, half-pig and half-bear, who eats puppies and poops out high-level nuclear wastes requiring immediate burial. Also known as Detroit Lions Defensive Tackle Ndamukong Suh.

Quarterback: "Where am I?"

Medical Staffer: "You scrambled out of the pocket, but then Manbearpig caught you. Stay still. The ambulance is on its way."

by Cuntler November 14, 2011

Mabel

A whole mother fucking hoe.

Whoever is named Mabel is a petty bitch.

by It’s me mabel June 19, 2019

Mabel

A girl who doesn't stop dying her hair and is born on the 15th of December 2007. She is very weird and has very pretty friends. I would recommend staying away from this girl

O fuck Mabel the weirdo is coming!run!

by Aimee treasure November 1, 2019

manbearpig

its the single biggest threat to our planet.

half man, half bear and half pig

BEWARE!

guy "hey what is that, some sort of pigbear man?"

al gore " no, stupid, its manbearpig - i'm cereal"

"thankyou al gore, you're super awesome"

by joey_deacon11 May 12, 2009

mamber

a name for a couple whose names consist of mike and amber

hey i heard mamber were going to get married soon.

did you know mamber are having a baby?

by the M in mamber April 24, 2005

Mabey

Mabey is the sweetest most adorable and kind hearted girl that you’ll ever meet. She is usually kind of small and has beautiful blue eyes. Her personality is something that you’ll never forget. She is so wild yet calm. When you need to talk to her, she’ll listen. She doesn’t judge you. But she might judge you mentally. Her hair is definitely hair that everyone is jealous of. She never dyes it. If you fall in love with her would never fall out of love with her ever again. She will always have a spot in the back of your mind. If she rejects you, she is secretly in love with you. Mabey loves collecting things. But not too many things. She has very beautiful eyes and long beautiful legs. She more than likely likes to cheer people on and likes to win. She is by far the nicest person in the world. She is so kind hearted and knows what to say at the right time. Mabey is a very good problem solver and can help you with all of the drama that you are going through. No matter what you and Mabey will always be friends and be connected somehow. Mabey loves you even if she doesn’t say it enough or at all. You and Mabey always do weird things together and can keep it a secret. Mabey is a very pretty person and will get any guy that she wants. She the best even though sometimes you might wanna smack her so hard you will make her face fall off. Even though she can be a brat and it’s hilarious and her and her friends will always recover. Mabey will be the most important thing in your life.

Boy 1: Did you see Mabey today?
Boy 2: I did and she is more beautiful than ever.

Boy 1: I think I like her.

Boy 2: I wouldn’t judge. She is gorgeous.

by blanket_baby February 26, 2018