Lardbucket

Purposely grotesque word for vagina. Usually used in abstract metaphor. Heard almost exclusively in rural areas of the US, particularly in Montana.

"That pipe was harder to pull out then a stiff prick from a lardbucket"

"So I pull down her pants and damn her lardbucket was nasty"

by gonnagetmesomepoon August 25, 2009

larders

meaning laters, often used when signing off line from msn, myspace, facebook or other online websites.
can be followed by 'larders salarders'

'see you tommoz?'
'yeah kay'
'well im off, need my beauty sleep haha'
'kay, larders'

by peerpressure4424 July 8, 2009

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.

Woahhh! John lard!

by Col April 23, 2004

lardie

An obese individual of either sex. A Lardarse, Fattie, bloatmiester, porkbeast, chubbster,

Whoah, look at that lardie.
Did you get laid last night?, yeah, I was wasted and she was real lardie, but every holes a goal, right?

by FatLuvRools August 22, 2003

lard

fat on youre back occaisionly transparent

youre moms got lots a lard

by ashlie vicky September 28, 2005

Lard

See Also - Mcdonalds

"I'm gonna go get me a lard"

by Therapist_ July 26, 2005

lard

someone who is being stupid, annoying, bad a something, or their just fat and eat everything

EXAMPLE 1:

Dylan: dude Connor ate all of our food.

Kyle: dude he's lardy

EXAMPLE 2:

Dylan: dude Eathan is hella annoying and only eats fucking goldfish.

Kyle: wow what a freaking lard....

by lardlover October 17, 2011