Loostiger

A cool dude who has a boat. He is pretty chill and everyone likes him. He is very wise and knows the secrets of life.

I dont know what to do
Just ask loostiger

by Idolsuper November 26, 2021

lootboxian

noun Someone, usually in video games, who prioritizes cosmetics and loot boxes (hence the name) over improvements in skill or efficiency in a game’s completion.

Jimmy stopped our ranked queue because he’s a lootboxian… he just had to open his chest now of all times.

by Kiozen June 29, 2022

Loot Paralysis

Typically found in most high pressure looter-shooter video games (or battle royale games), Loot Paralysis occurs whenever a player is faced with a large amount of valuable loot/items one may want to take with them, but has so much to organize or dump in order to take the items that they freeze up and cease thinking straight. This leads to not taking as much loot as one may wish to or can fit on their person and having to leave things behind or get killed by another player because they took too long.

"Hey, hurry up and loot your kill!"
"I'm trying, but they had really good stuff, I-I don't know what to take first..."
"Shake off the loot paralysis and hurry the fuck up, I hear more of them!"

by The Ratt March 13, 2023

Lootgician

A player who has a seemingly magical ability to find the best loot in a game, regardless of the odds.

"How did you get that legendary weapon? You must be a lootgician!"

by NobleBrains March 30, 2023

Loofsaurus

An online name for the most amazing person on earth. If you are on discord and see anyone with this name then definitely slide into their DMs. They will be the most kind and wonderful person ever, and are almost always girls. Beautiful, smart, kind, and absolutely hilarious.

person 1: Bro im edating lmaooo

person 2: whats her name?

person 1: loofsaurus

person 2: no way dude you are so lucky dont let her go brotha man

person 1: ????????

by BlitztheFoxi May 22, 2023

Foogy Loot

A person or group of people that are goofy tools. Usually nerds, dweebs, misfits, etc....

Also a famous cocktail made with UV Blue Vodka,Stoli Raspberry, Lemonade and 7-up.

Look at those foogy loots over there! Whata bunch of TOOLS!

by Jordan and Colin September 18, 2006

butt loofah

A cleansing apparatus designed for the anus

"Honey, can you hand me that butt loofah?" - Man in shower who realized he forgot to wipe

by joooooz May 11, 2012