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Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.
It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!
by Coondog22 July 27, 2024
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The Locker Room Ladies

Pink pussy hat wearers
History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies

In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.
by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023
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Fruit Locker

A fruit locker is a locker, usually one at school, where people put fruit, vegetables and other food items (usually from lunch) inside of a locker and leave it alone so that the food rots and creates a horrible smell.
There's a fruit locker in locker 121.
by hailst0rm133 May 17, 2023
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Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.
Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."
by JD_NZ December 6, 2021
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national locker room day

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!
by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022
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ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.
It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.
by plantguy March 19, 2017
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locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.
"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
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