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limpet

type of hugging or bodily contact that resembles a Limpet in its strength of attachment.
"I hadn't seen Cheryl in two months and when I came back she Limpeted me."

"Miriam? Yeah we get on really well, she's my limpet."
by DC January 13, 2005
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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
by Dr. M. Rose May 19, 2009
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Limey

a social media Multi-Level Marketing, Caboodle toting, sub par make up peddling predator that comes in the form of your friend, neighbor, cousin, or friend from high school and inundates your social media feed with their corporate coached marketing techniques in an attempt to get you to "Join the LimeLife!" and of course to "Join their team!" so you too can become one of the most hated people on social media. #bossbabe
"Oh no! Time to unfollow Brittney. She is a Limey now. She enrolled under Christine to see Limelight."
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limp chubby

A very short but thick penis. (Kinda like a cheese wheel).
It is hard for Larry to jack off because he has a limp chubby.
by Sir Isaac Newton III July 24, 2006
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Limey Bean

"Hey you know Emma Cullen?"
"Yeah That English/British Mexican Chick?!"
"Yeah Shes A Limey Bean"
by Trashman_Nate March 11, 2009
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limp waffle

A vagina with over-sized fucking yuge' labia.
"Stacy has a limp waffle; you could tie that shit in a Windsor knot"
by erectilehubrus October 10, 2017
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limp

1. flaccid

2. a way of walking after being boofed
1. Being limp doesn't matter if your the bitch anyway!

2. You'd limp too if you took on all 10 inches at once!!
by Ben Dover January 2, 2007
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