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Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.
"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"
by Berdoky May 6, 2020
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Leather Tube

When you get aggressively fuck a cow.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?
by KittenPopo May 29, 2020
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A Martin Leather

A narcissistic driving instructor
If you want driving lessons don’t get a Martin Leather
by Smegforbrains June 20, 2020
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Leather Magnet

A person (often times black), who attracts the leather end of a whip.
Did you catch my leather magnet out in the cotton fields? You know what they say: a whip a day keeps the leather magnets at bay.
by Racistsanta October 12, 2020
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leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.
person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"

"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"

"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"

" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"
by awyouknow July 20, 2022
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leather person

People who have tanned so much that with their age their skin begins to sag and turn brown and shiny like leather.
*In a beach town* "Look at the leather person riding their bike."
by batshitfloridachick November 29, 2022
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