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Minnesota Lap Dance 

An act in which the receiver sits in the front seat of a snowed over vehicle and the giver (or the dancer) scrapes the ice off of the windshield in an act of seduction or kindness.
-"Babe will you go start my car? It's freezing outside"

"Better yet Megan I'll give you the ol' Minnesota Lap Dance"

-"Dude she's honestly the one for me."

"How do you know?"

"On our first date we went to a family function of mine up north. Before we left she gave me a full treatment Minnesota Lap Dance without me even asking."
Minnesota Lap Dance by Niceboimn November 29, 2018
Related Words
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Sydney Lap

The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.
Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?

Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.
Sydney Lap by NateTheGreat4777 January 15, 2021

Sit on lap day 

Your lap is the top of your thighs when you sit down, where your cat might sit. Lap can also refer to a trip around a racetrack, or to the act of overtaking a competitor by a lap. Lap is associated with a number of idioms. If something "falls into your lap," you have gotten something without making much effort.
"Hey it's sit on lap day"

"Ok go ahead"
Sit on lap day by Nagsnbev August 15, 2019

sit on the police lap 

To "sit on the police lap" is defined as snitching.
The same ones setting it off be the first ones to sit on the police lap.

shit lap 

verb: To start shitting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there shitting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.
Person 1: I was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin' ass trumpets like you never heard before. Craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before I was even ready for paper.

Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
shit lap by honkus mcduck December 22, 2008

sit on my lap 

1; what your male friend or bf might say to you if your acting up. usually a insulting or playful way to say "be quite"
2; sometimes to be taken more literally. commanding a female to sit on the males lap to cause an erection, resulting in the female being punched in the ass by it.
1; bitch- "your annoying me, gtfo"
ass hat- " bitch, sit on my lap"
2; fuck boy- "sit on my lap"
hoe- "okayyy daddy."