Lap Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap and swing!

Example 1: Hey, it is so your turn to be on bottom for lap swinging!
Example 2: Lap swinging is like another one of the funnest things ever!!!

by Hubert Ferdinand SovereignNeve June 8, 2011

lap snap

A picture of your genitals.

I can't believe Jeff sent me a limp lap snap.

by shXtacy May 12, 2016

Lap Launch

The act of standing up quickly with something in your lap and it goes flying.

I lost my phone, I think I lap launched it getting out of the car at the beach.

Devin lap launched my bowl and it broke when it hit the floor.

by atmoshacks March 14, 2011

the lap game

The girl (or guy) sits on the guys lap and has to try to not get an erection

Hey you wanna play the lap game

by Guyboy July 18, 2015

Lap Guilotine

When a male crosses their legs to far thus creating a Guilotine for the testicles.

Bro: Dude what's your problem?
You: *in pain* I just caught myself in a lap guilotine

by Jonie loves chachee January 13, 2013

lap gap

A vagina.

I'd like to dick-up her lap gap.

by henry-the-eighth-i-am January 5, 2010

Coop lap

When someone tries to ask you to go behind a chicken coop and give you a blowjob while sitting on your lap

“Hey Taft lets go behind the chicken coop so I can give you head”

“Have you heard about Taft and Marykate coop lapping”

by Taft Dixon June 21, 2019