an extra, secret appendage whose properties of length, hardness, and thickness depend on one's ability to cook.
"Josh, I love your food. Your kitchen dick is basically huge. It's so hard it knocks the pots right off the stove like a baseball bat, and it's so long sometimes I find it poking around in my soup."
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City full of thots, crackheads, fuckboiis, stupid ass hoes , waste ass SoundCloud rappers and gold diggers.
Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.
Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.
Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)
Things you can do for fun in Kitchener be a part of the staggering number of teenage girls being impregnated by their boyfriends. And get get high.
Education consists of skipping class to be a thot.
Overall Kitchener is a swell place with a fast growing population ;)
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Boyfriend: Can we have sex tonight?
Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.
Girlfriend: I don't think so. My discharge has been really out of the kitchen this week.
by Lorne Evader November 5, 2011
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Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.
Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.
Wallace: Ayo, Tyrone. That bitch over there be givin' me them bedroom eyes.
Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.
Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.
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we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.
we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.
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