Pretty much the biggest bad ass that has ever lived. Usually seduces women with a few quick words and is known to be extremely cool. Will back you up until backstabbing occures then will destroy your face.
by ding wad February 7, 2010
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Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008
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Kellan is My best friend, I could literally trust him with my life Kellan is the sweetest most Caring person in the world he puts on a Tough guy act but when you get to know him he’s so sweet and did I Mention a total hottie, Kellan can easily get confused about there feelings so be careful but love him with all your heart , and never lie to him and make sure to all ways be feel and he will love you and never let you go
by Infinity times infinity September 11, 2019
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Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.
by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009
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Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone
Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone
Hottie Groupie: "Dayum, who's that smokin hawt cool kid over there?"
Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"
Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."
Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"
Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."
by J-Bone147 January 30, 2012
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by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019
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Someone says- madison kelley is here..
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An amazing boy! and one of my best friends
Interrupted by girls (and some boys) yelling- omg madison kelley! he's so hot he's so great we just love him!!
An amazing boy! and one of my best friends
by Kelsey Orr October 13, 2008
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