kebab head

Short word for a idiot or doofus, mainly used by people of arabic or kebab descent.
"Yo bruv, that guy was a major kebab head".
"Yeah nah mate".

That guy forgot to put bbq sauce on my HSP, what a kebab head.

by kebabeater June 1, 2024

Kebab Dab

The female equivalent of teabagging. To lower ones female genitalia onto the face of ones sexual partner.

Yo, did you hear about that girl on OF who offers a kebab dab for 10k

by Amanda Panda1 July 1, 2024

Afghani Kebab

In a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude she was savage. Feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Afghani Kebab

During a reverse facesitting when your mouth is blocked by vagina, your nose is blocked by anus and you can asphywank.

Dude I feared the worst but managed to get the Afghani Kebab before I passed out.

by RobSiveter May 28, 2025

Kebab

A sexual act where you stroke your shi while fingering your butt, usually with 3 fingers. while stroking away from your body you put your fingers more in your butt, making a sort of pendulum motion. Moving your fingers into your butt hole and stroking simultaneously. experienced kebabers can create an extremely fast rhythm thus maximizing orgasmic effiency.

Andrew and luke love doing the kebab to themself

by Aj2sheistiful June 2, 2025

kebab hours

When you and your friends are so hungry, you decide to skip school to go eat something instead (for example: kebab or McDonalds)

Person 1: You think the teacher knows about our Kebab hours?
Person 2: Nah man relax. Hes so old hes lucky to even remember his own name!

by txotumiii January 4, 2023

Human Kebab

When two men are intimate with another person (female or male) and one goes from behind and the other goes from the mouth (oral and anal at the same time).

“Damn, you see the way Antonio is walking? He totally just got human kebabed by Jayden and Andrew.”

by Big Bunger July 26, 2023