Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

Jost

Pronouced: yoast
verb
1. To creep girls out the most
2. To hook up with in a creepy fashion
3. To creep out one of the opposite sex

I just josted a bitch.
Im jostin' bitches.
You've been josted.

by the apes March 29, 2007

Jouth Group

A Jewish youth group. Kind of like youth groups in Christian organizations, jouth groups often participate in sing-a-longs and other activities associated with religious groups.

"Hey Ali! Are you going to jouth group tonight?"

by Arjizzle October 14, 2006

Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 16, 2007

joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

by crazy1291 March 1, 2009

Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.

“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”

by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 6, 2018

Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021