Jose Special

Lazy ass with not one fuck given when it comes to work ethics. Could care less about any goals or performance. Typically has excuses for everything and bitches about how much better others are doing. Usually walks around and carries himself slower than two turtles fucking.
Yo man what's up with these people always slacking?
Yeah I know they're serving up a jose special mon-fri!
by ElPrimero September 14, 2019
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jose jimenez

has the biggest dick future MLB player amd gets bitches
jose jimenez es la verga
by GRhETUJRZUJZEUEZT March 03, 2022
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jose fabio

The best friend you could have, is super smart and clever, and incredible to pass time with and hang out. He will always be a fun partner and the very best person you could have by your side when it comes to cheer yourself up!
He is really smart and friendly, he must be a Jose Fabio!
by nightsun6423 March 08, 2017
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Jose Duran

Jose Duran is the epitome of big balls and big dick mama huevo. Jose Duran's are dominican they like to go to Dyckman and they enjoy having hookah times every once in a while. His best friend is undefined. 1/0. Jose Duran's like to have a lot of puppies and like to eat plantain and fight with his siblings.
Dayumm Jose Duran has the biggest ding dong I have ever seen.

Jose Duran you are not allowed to talk to other girls romantically okay little bitch subsubsub little hoe ass little baby bitch love bitch mama huevo. Okay u got it.
by drogbaoh May 22, 2018
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Cracker Jose

i beaner that is so white, he makes dracula look dark skinned. every one makes fun of him for his terrible complexity
"oh my god"

"what"
"that cracker jose is trying to pull chicks"
"what an idiot"
by Martin "White" Glu December 09, 2019
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Playa(Jose)

Playa is handsome and single.He is 5’4 but trust me he’s worth it😁.He can be a lil gay sumtimes but he is into women.He is good in bed,girls remember him as a “lion in bed”
by Ayo is tht playa November 10, 2020
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filthy jose

The act of pulling your pants down and defecating on a crouching, unsuspecting co-worker.
Frank was installing the ceramic tile in the entry way, lost in his own world, so I dropped a filthy jose on him.
by Customrolla September 11, 2008
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