Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

joosted

When you tell a friend to "just follow you" to a destination, but blow through every yellow and red light on the route.

"I tried to follow him to the grocery store, but he joosted me and I lost him."

by boogitybooooo March 30, 2025

Jooks and Brizz

Coined by TikTok sensation baddie Jalalnx.
Means sex and head.

“Jooks and Brizz, Jooks and Brizz, does anybody want some Jooks and Brizz? Jooks and Brizz, Jooks and Brizz, does anybody want some Jooks and Brizz? Hey!”

by lalalalaalala989 March 7, 2026

joozsexual

when ur attracted to any of the jooz members like
juzznoor
tuzznima
pruzzjot
ahuzzlam

s!mr@n s**a: i wanna come out
random person: as what gay?
s!mr@n s**a: nah as joozsexual
random person: oh me too! in the clurb we all fam

prahbjot: yo

by Aylam2trapy aka Jewish chinese May 14, 2025

Joonson

A chode that loves drinking and driving and he's one hell of a football coach.

1. I was so hard the last time I saw Joonson on the road.
2. I did a hot Joonson last weekend (Drinking and Driving)

by Joonson May 19, 2025

JOPS

jerk off, poop, and shower

I’ll be there soon I have to JOPS b4 I get there tho

by Mr.JOPanator June 20, 2025

joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)

"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court

by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025