hammer jacking

A project you start working on while geeking on meth. Weather it be workin on your car, cuttin the grass, fixin the plumbing, puttin on a new roof, taking shit apart, etc. all while geeked to the max on meth!!!

"Hammer jacking" "geeking" "tweekin"

by Tha Realist nigga livin December 10, 2013

I'm joking, calm down!

a phrase said to make any come-back seem lame.

A: You're a loser
B: Fuck you
A: I'm joking, calm down!

by wangjiahua October 8, 2011

I was Joking

Something some people say to get out of trouble.

"Bro I was joking, chill."

by Yesserski July 21, 2020

Jacking Off

When a male masturbates while thinking of Jack Bauer; the worlds only alpha male

I was caught jacking off by my mother

by Virgil Depois October 8, 2006

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

jockin

to steal something of someones

person 1: yo man i just got this new shirt nd its so phresh
person 2: ay i been had those,man u jockin

by shawwybadd December 22, 2008

Sky Jacking

The act of giving and/or recieving a handjob while skydiving out of a plane or any other form of aircraft.

My wife was Sky Jacking me when we were on are honeymoon.

by RVDbobo January 4, 2011