Jesus

Was murdered/nailed to a cross because he opposed the Roman's pagan theocracy!

The Roman pagan theocracy legalized child molestation.

by satan is gay July 3, 2006

Jesus

A big guy that has magical powers and made God take a big shit and he made himself get a foot long Dick

Oh my Jesus u got a big sack

by Hhshjsj February 19, 2017

Jesus

Some nigger that did magic tricks

Look at that nigga Jesus

by Jesus McNugget July 18, 2017

Jesus

An amazing guy who lived over 2000 years ago. He saved many lives and loved everyone. He never commited a sin and he forgave others, he performed many mirachals. Lots of people believe in him and he dramaticly changed the world for the better.

1 do u believe in Jesus?
2 of course i do he is an awesome guy

by Liam_27 October 15, 2017

jesus

a unforgiving man who was nailed to a cross and is back for revenge.

Jesus is coming! Run!

by jesse paul May 12, 2007

Jesus

Orignally believed to be a jew, but recent reserch points to him being an undercover agent for God.

Dillon: Ugh!! Your such a Jew!
Kyle: Jesus was a jew.
Dillon: No he wasnt. God just wanted a man on the inside.

by jonny rico May 12, 2009

Jesus

God's only Son & only way to God. Became fully human and still fully God to justify our sins before God. Did this on a wooden cross. Fills us with Himself when we search and ask for it.

Jesus: I did this just for you. Ask me to come into your life and lead you.

by Ella May 13, 2005