Derek Jeter

The most OVERRATED player in all of professional sports, also plays for the Evil Empire, the New York Yankees. He bats .285 and hits 20 home runs, which most good MLB players would consider an average season, but still gets tons of publicity.

I can name over 50 players who are better than Derek Jeter.

by Tardy McTard March 29, 2005

jesters

People who make Pies that taste really good

Jesters are people who make the best pies especially Liz and Jess!!!

by Jess & Liz November 8, 2006

jesperm

Giving casually sperm to someone

Jesperm, fool!
He just jesperm me.

by randomzz2 December 14, 2010

Jesper

A funny guy who is smart and attractive, everyone looks at him when he is passing by, they want to be his friend. If someone is mad at him his friends help him, he is rich and good in school.

WOW, Jesper is so cool, I want to be like him.

by JEERI September 21, 2020

jeeter

A white trash guy. He enjoys hunting and most likely sports a mullet. His girlfriend is aptly named krystal. Aaron carter would fit this criteria. Jeeter is most likely to be seen in the trailor park, in the woods hunting, or in jail.

Jeeter celebrates his new STD.

by Underoath November 22, 2004

dirty jeeter

when a blow job is given with such force it causes the testicles to become lopsided in size. Makes it very difficult to swing a baseball bat evenly.

A-rod was unable to bat efficently in the ALCS from receiving too many dirty jeeters.

by rob October 24, 2004

Derek Jeter

a horrible yankee's captain that should not even start. Shows off by diving into the stands and making acrobatic throws, but really sucks. Did not even hit a grand slam in over 30 appearances w/ the bases loaded until June 18, 2005. Overrated player that is overly cocky

"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"

"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"

by overrated 2 May 2, 2006