The Caribbean Jerk

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.

"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"

by bellirex May 11, 2013

sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.

Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad

by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007

Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

Roller Jerked

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

utility jerk

When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.

"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular

by fadumpt March 9, 2015

Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023