jerkalonakercis

The medical disease in which the recipient jerks the ween to copious amounts of porn

Man 1-“I gave my cousin jerkalonakercis last day”
Man 2-“Isn’t that sexual transmitted?”

by theeaglesucker October 9, 2019

Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020

Jerkalurk

A random person with nothing nice to say.

You jerkalurk!

by Michelle Gleghorn February 15, 2020

Jerky genius

A person who is rather smart in the "good at school" sense, but rather... Unpleasant to be around.

Ugh! Faith is a jerky genius and I hate it!

by KittenCandy April 7, 2020

Jerkamy

A Jeremy who is full of hisself. Rude to all in a playful banter which results in others thinking him to be arrogant. A flirting tactic epic fail. Alcohol consumption induces Jeckyl and Hyde syndrome.

Who’s that rude douche?

Him? Oh. That’s just JERKAmy- I mean Jeremy.

by Momma Frog June 6, 2020

jerkamy

A Jeremy who is full of himself and uses a bad attitude as a tactic to draw ladies in. Flirting tactic epic fail. Alcohol consumption induces Jekyll and Hyde syndrome.

You fighting with Jeremy again?

Im done. Jerkamy and I are done.

by Momma Frog June 6, 2020

jeraysha

She’s a bad bitch

That girl jeraysha us a bad bitch

by Xjerayshax October 10, 2020