Definitions by theeaglesucker

jerkalonakercis 

The medical disease in which the recipient jerks the ween to copious amounts of porn

Man 1-“I gave my cousin jerkalonakercis last day”
Man 2-“Isn’t that sexual transmitted?”

jerkalonakercis by theeaglesucker October 9, 2019

Snork 

An insult to use towards someone who has done literally anything from breathing to bending over twice and sucking a bald eagles dick screaming “BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!”

Thing 1-“that damn cat keeps sucking off that eagle”
Thing 2-“what a snork”

Snork by theeaglesucker April 11, 2019