sporty jerk

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high

I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.

by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

The Caribbean Jerk

Sexual activity which begins doggy style, at this point the male inserts his entire hand into the female's anus. He then proceeds to grip his own penis and jerk himself off.

"Hey I know how I like it, but I still want to have sex with you, mind if we just do the Caribbean Jerk?"

by bellirex May 11, 2013

Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

tactical jerk

When a man who hopes to pick up at a bar or club masturbates before going out. This is done so that the said man will not be desparate and go home witht he first girl hwo offers him sex.

Dude, i did a tactical jerk beforehand so that i wont bring home an ugly broad

by Chrisdawwwg May 1, 2007

Jerk Perc

di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce

Yo are you going to island style to get a Jerk Perc?

by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023

smurcle jerk

when all the smurfs come together and jerk off in a circle often resulting in a smufkakae

that was a great smurcle jerk last night

by f4ll3n0n3 September 30, 2014

Group jerk

When a group of males get together with the sole purpose to mutually masturbate and jerk-off together in the same room, car or outside area. This does not necessarily mean they are jerking each other off, or having sex, it could be a group of "straight" guys who get together to masturbate and cum. A group jerk is generally more than two guys (which is a jerk off bud). A group jerk or jerk off bud is also known as a form of male bonding.

"Want to join our group jerk tonight? We already have four others and there is space for two more".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".

"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".

by JO Bud August 1, 2021