Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

lemon jelly

When everything is the world is nice and lovely - people are helping, children are smiling, and nothing gets you down. A state of mind and an ideal world state.

Named after the band Lemon Jelly who make lovely music and are very good to their fans.

"Work really sucked today, but I'm very lemon jelly about it."

"She made us a cake? That's lemon jelly."

"If the world was lemon jelly, we'd all be happy."

by Beliatilo September 19, 2004

jelly bracelets

The people I know just wear these bracelets as what they are...jewlery...with NO sexual meaning behind them at all! Infact, I don't think most of us at my school even knew that there was a sexual meaning to them until an article came out in the newspaper! The teachers started going psycho and banned them from the middle schools, and I guess they were banned at the high school too, but people still wear them. My friends and I just joke around about the sexual link to the bracelets, because we think it's funny as hell!

One of my friends had some grey jelly bracelets, and when her mom found out about the whole sex game behind them, she told her to take them off. My friend said no, and they fought over them and both her and her mom broke them off her wrist. Last I heard, grey meant fisting.

by I AM IRON (wo)MAN!!...Ozzy July 29, 2004

Baby Jellies

The male sperm

Dude! Your Baby Jellies are all over the freakin blanket.

I'm going to slime your face with my baby jellies......

by Rainneli January 23, 2011

jelly-part

The swollen part at the end of a mans penis. The bellend. The sensitive part of a mans penis often covered by a foreskin.

Will you suck my jelly-part?

That jelly part is covered in smegma it gives me the boke.

by michael999 April 5, 2008

Jelly Bone

How to describe someone without a back bone. Generally followed or used simultaniously with the "jelly bone dance."

He can't stand up to her, he has a jelly bone.

by Ajax55 March 17, 2009

Lime jelly

Slightly sweet, sour ball sweat with a much thicker consistency than duck butter found where the testicles and taint meet

Do you want some lime jelly for your toast?
My girlfriend can't figure out if my man mayo is bitter or if it's just my lime jelly.

by Omar037 July 7, 2015