Jeff Ellis 

Famous Hollywood socialite

Jeff Ellis is a great example of why the rich sould stay indoors

Jeff Ellis by Carl-4 April 5, 2007

Jeff Smith Cocktail 

When one blows a steaming hot bowl of diarrhea onto another's face. The victim is usually asleep or passed out.

"OH MAN! Last night, Timmy was so drunk he passed out, so I gave him a Jeff Smith Cocktail!"

"Baby, i'm having trouble getting it up tonight. Would you mind giving me a Jeff Smith Cocktail to help me get aroused more quickly?"

Jeff Smith Cocktail by Muggets NcSloppy April 28, 2009

Jeff Sessions 

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

Jeff Sessions by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeff Chaveline 

A drink similar to an Arnold Palmer, but made with different ingredients and using different proportions.

A "Jeff Chaveline" is a tall glass of Diet Coke with a splash of lemonade (or a few generous squeezes of lemon.)

See also: Bourbon Chaveline

"It sure did heat up out there for those last few holes. I could use a nice Jeff Chaveline

Jeff Chaveline by Adam Nass August 8, 2006

Jeff's Mom's Titties 

Big old beef bags found on suburban moms and what have you. Think sandbags.

Did you see those whoppers? They look like Jeff's Mom's Titties!

Jeff's Mom's Titties by jerkbag donny October 7, 2011

Jeff Smoker 

another way of saying blowjob

Asshole Guy: I got a jeff smoker from this stupid chick in the closet a few days ago, it was great!

Jeff Smoker by Barndon A November 7, 2005

Jeff Loomis 

The lead guitarist/songwriter in the Seattle-based band Nevermore. Jeff Loomis is popular among guitarists who enjoy heavy, but not shitty music. Loomis uses 7-string guitars. He is endorsed by Schecter guitars and he has his own signature model, the C-7 Loomis. He also recently released his first solo album called Zero Order Phase. He is most known for his extremely fast sweep-picking, brutal technical riffing, and amazing song writing. Jeff Loomis will destroy any shitty metalcore guitarists in a heartbeat, so if you think Synyster Gaytes is better, you obviously have never heard Loomis play.

Greg: Dude, did you listen to Jeff Loomis' song Miles of Machines?

Paul: I got halfway through the intro and then I threw my guitar in the trash and smashed my fingers with a hammer.

Jeff Loomis by this is shit December 9, 2008