Letting out fart while listening to loud music with headphones, and you have no idea if people heard it.
by UrKillingMeSmals March 04, 2025
by Cody5050 January 26, 2021
A: How did you French exam go?
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
B: Well you know I just had to reconfigure the quantum matrix, that's all.
by Weed_lord_boner_hitler June 12, 2017
Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.
(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.
(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.
(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.
(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!
Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.
(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 08, 2024
by KaidenLemons#1Fan July 29, 2025
Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017