1. The act of passing out from a standing position and landing flat on your face, usually caused by excessive drinking or drug use.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
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2. When you get so high in Amsterdam that you black out while walking down the street and go face first into the cobblestones.
Dude, Mike got so hammered last night that he pulled a dutch faceplant...he even lost a tooth.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
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When I came to in the middle of the street after a dutch faceplant all my friends thought I had died.
by jeffisking20 August 17, 2010
Get the Dutch Faceplantmug. To hedge your bets by hitting on everyone/thing at a party. This is to ensure that at the end of the night no matter how drunk you are you have someone to go screw. Derives from "dutching" which means to place mulitple bets on the same race and Vaughan, relating to the famous singer/womanizer.
by IamCHERYLv March 10, 2009
Get the Dutching the Vaughanmug. by Trerry October 11, 2015
Get the dutch mouthmug. A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.
by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022
Get the dutch toiletmug. Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.
by John Swan November 25, 2006
Get the dutch paddlemug. to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.
Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.
Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.
by Splashmaster December 30, 2012
Get the Dutch Touchdownmug. by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009
Get the Dutch Christeningmug.