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workout impostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a workout impostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
by mheartstar March 9, 2011
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Impostor

Someone who pretends to be a crewmate in hit game Among Us.
Dave: I'M NOT THE IMPOSTOR!
Sasha: I SAW YOU VENT
Oliver, the impostor: YEAH IT'S HIM
by suz1215 September 29, 2020
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Imposterior

Term used to describe a butt that mesmerizes you with it voluptuousness but ultimately only meets your lowest expectations
Laden with crabs and herpes sores, Crystal had quite the imposterior

Tom had to cut his night short after he found out his acquaintance from the club had an imposterior,
by BlazinVagrant November 14, 2011
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Imposterbating

Verb:

When a person, while engaged in a sexual act with a second person, actively fantasizes that the sexual act is being performed with a third person, the imposter.
This technique is frequently employed by people in long term relationships whose sexual relations have become a repetitive routine.
Where a masturbator is said to have those that they fantasize about in their “spank bank”, the term used for imposterbating is the “imposter roster”.
Me and the old lady had our usual weekly tumble, but the whole time I was imposterbating with that stripper from the club.
by Billp1833 October 18, 2021
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iPoster

Any mp3 player other than an iPod.
Ken saved $50 bucks buying Sansa. Dana says it's an iPoster.
by Guy Wheresyaguy October 10, 2008
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inposter

when youre the only one who knows how to spell inposter 🙄✋
black/inposter/not sus {Xx_GalaxyWolf_xX}

*chatting in roblox*
bl: HEY GUYS IM NOT INPOSTER!
by bowqueen December 30, 2020
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Third Impostor

Ivgi.
Me: Ivgi, stop being fucking Third Impostor!
by Tarnegolden October 16, 2020
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