Dying Horses

The act of 2 people who just finished fucking and are both having their arms and legs up

Hi, are these dying horses? no its my parents.

by germanjimmygiver August 11, 2019

Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.

Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.

by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020

Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money

I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.

by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020

Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.

'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'

by doomplings October 14, 2021

Randi Houses

It is impossible to concode a goal on rocket league when someone has said Randi Houses (Round the Houses). This is when the defensive mastermind plays it from one back corner to the other over the goal.

Chris at front Post under ball: "Randi Houses"

Others: "oooooooooooiiiiiiiiii)

by jmaphillips January 13, 2023

the horses are asleep

turning up too early for something.

I turned up to work but the horses are asleep.

by ileaps November 3, 2023

Hungarian horseshoe

A Hungarian horseshoe is an act where one gets mid-erect and inserts own penis into own butt then pleasures himself.

You guys go ahead with the orgy, I'm going to give myself a Hungarian horseshoe and watch.

by HungarianHamburgerHelperJones January 19, 2024