Hobbie

Very sexy calves on very long legs.

I wish I had those Hobbies.
Damn! Look at that girls hobbies.

by Arielle Schneider February 22, 2008

Hobbiting

THE ACT OF SMOKING, DRINKING, AND MUNCHING OUT IN ONE SITTING.

"Aragorn can we stop for second midday lunch? We just finished smoking and we are hungry."
"Damn Hobbit, stop smoking your pipeweed!!"
"But we were Hobbiting this morning!!!"

by Captain Jim T. Rustles November 14, 2013

Masculine Hobbies

Masterbation

I have only one Masculine Hobbies.

I was working on my hobby.

by rumwilly January 20, 2009

Hobbitch

Hobbits that act like total assholes

The little Hobbitch went to the bathroom

by poops of the chicken July 12, 2016

Hoboitis

1.The naturally occurring condition of acting like a hobo in dress, manner, vocabulary, intellect, etc.

2. A theoretical diesease spreadable from people infected to other people who are not well informed on avoiding the disease.

Tony is acting like such a hoboitis carrier today!

by Tonny Davidson October 3, 2011

Hobbing The Chow

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.

This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?

by universalrundell January 28, 2009

hoobity

sex. fucking. getting it on. making love. knocking boots.

man, i had some good hoobity last night.

by sarah December 4, 2004