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by Larstait November 6, 2003
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hatchet job

1. (n.) A murder performed by a hired killer.

2. (n.) A political assassination.
1. Keith was muscling in on Toby's turf, so he called in a hatchet job on him

2. It's a common hatchet job to fake rumors of a political opponent's affair.
by instantR May 27, 2006
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hatch

Used to refer to a car of the hatchback variant.
"Did you see that 93 Honda Civic Hatch parked in the JBHS lot? What a piece of shit!"
by Bitchin Kitchen December 19, 2003
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jimmy hatch

We got you covered like a jimmy hatch!
by 2much4u April 19, 2004
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Hatch

Simply, the sight of a grown man acting like a ten-year-old. Usually a man that tries to tattle on fellow peers, kisses the butt of authority (metaphorically and literally), and calls out everyone's mistakes.
Wow look at that grown man over there! He's such a Hatch.
by conner_franke September 16, 2014
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Hatchet Wound

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
"Well the hook-up was going great until I felt that gapping hatchet wound of hers, it was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway when when I stuck it in. What a scrag!"

"I would of never expected such a hatchet wound on such a cute petite chick man. You just never know these days I guess."

"Oh man! That bitch had a nasty hatchet wound of a pussy resembling elephant ears or something leathery and disheveled. Ewwww."
by DuskTillTwan October 18, 2008
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[hatchet wound]

1. Term used to describe the aftermath of a sexually active girl's vagina. Usually reserved for girls known to be filthy scrags, hooknose skanks, etc where the application of the term "hatchwound" preceded by the word "gaping" is the most accurate description.

2. (Origin) The term hatchet wound was first documented in early colonial America. Settlers moving West often found themselves victims of raids by the Savages aka the Iriquois, Nez Pierce, Alqonquin, etc. The Indians would capture the Settler's wives and daughters then proceed to "tribe - rape" (later to perfected by black people as "gang rape") the women. The women were then allowed to return to their settlements where the aftermath of their sexual punishment resulted in what the Frontier Men described as "gaping hatchet wounds."
-- "Dude i kinda want to hook up with that one sophmore in Kappa Kappa Gamma. You know the one with the platinum blonde hair?"

-- "Yeah shes hot, but i heard she has a gaping hatchet wound."

-- "Well I better put on my war paint."
by TS eliott September 30, 2008
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