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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries unnescesarily hard at anything an everything. Most times a hardo is trying hard at something that does not require excessive effort. For example; sports practices, homework, etc.
Guy: "wow did you see jack?"
Other Guy: "I know right? What a hardo!"
by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.
Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".
by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009
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vagina harmonics

An old trick created by Keith Richards on an early tour.Harmonics are created on the guitar by having a women hover their vagina over the designated fret. He once did it live on stage. He was later arrested for it.
Hey Keith instead of using your finger use Francine's hairy pink taco...we'll call it vagina harmonics

Incest is gross...but vagina harmonic are hot
by Clearance Drinkwater July 22, 2006
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piss hard-on

Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
by octopod July 24, 2004
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Maggie Harding

You pull a Maggie Harding when you get drunk and put on your make up. Similar to the way that Rupaul always does her(his?) make up.
Dude, don't get too many shots deep. You might pull a maggie harding and then fall off of an air mattress. Yiz heard!
by SlickDickRick April 29, 2009
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Hardo

A person who tries too hard to seem cool or does the most. They are often afflicted with a lot of self-doubt.
You seen how Carl was acting last night?
Yea man, he's a hardo there's no reason to put coke up your butt.
by Mako Shark Butt April 30, 2019
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harden

Harden means yes, yes means anal.
by Fullonrapist December 9, 2013
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