Hamster Party

When a bunch of homosexuals buy some hamsters and some tubes, and then bring them home to stick the tubes up their anal holes. They then insert the hamster in the tube and let it crawl as far up the tube as they want. This provides a slight, but enjoyable tickling sensation.

Hey homos! Im bored, you guys wanna go out to get some hamsters and have a gay old hamster party?!!

by Chit1 January 3, 2008

Music for Hamsters

J-Pop acts such as Kotoko, Mi-Ko and Morning Musume that use musical techniques so bizarre that the only possible explanation is that the target audience consists of largely of hamsters.

Galaxy Bang! Bang! by Angel Tai is a great example of Music for Hamsters.

by Cpn. Hamster August 22, 2004

hamster lover

Person into Feltching (feltchmonger)

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Flying hamster

When your partner attempts to backflip off an elevated surface and land so that your erect penis penetrates their anus or vagina upon landing

"Jill tried to give me a flying hamster last night, I think I snapped my penis"

by FrankuWhoDefines August 31, 2016

Hamster Steak

(n.) A vagina that has so much hair, it can look like your pet, Mr. Snuggles.

Man, my girl got that hamster steak. I wanna pet it.

by AirJordansKing November 7, 2015

war hamster

Someone really prepared to go into the magical abyss where people fuck their daughters in the car to the armoured dinosaur forest.

Hey dude you can’t go there it’s too dangerous.
Mate I’m a fucking war hamster!

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 28, 2022

hamster rush

when during sex a bucket of hamsters is dumped on a naked person's body.

dude she came so loud when I hamster rushed her

by hampstering May 10, 2011