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HalfaDyke

One who has only been with one guy and one girl.
Continuously "acts" like a raging lesbian but still takes the "D".

Gacy lesbitt
Gacy is always hitting on girls but has been with the same guy forever. She's confused I shall call her a Sikeadyke or a halfadyke.
by Helenkeller January 5, 2014
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halfapple

half·apple
noun, plural half·apples.
a taught scrotum, typically seen during an effort to keep warm whereby the scrotal sack has contracted and pulled in toward the body, forming a scrotal mound reminiscent of half an apple.
1)
Lyle: "Dude, you hear what happened to Skyler?"
Bethany: "Oh shit dude, the fuck happened?"
Lyle: "Malfunction down at the shop. Took a belt sander right in the halfapple."
Bethany: "Fuckin' A dude. He ok?"
Lyle: "Fuck if I know. Trish found his plums under the Chevy a couple hours later, but said they was all fucked up and shit."
Bethany: "Fuuuuuuck dude."
Lyle: "Yeah no shit."

2) When Sheila leaned in and saw the veritable army of crabs scurrying throughout Topher's winterbush, she threw up Chinese food on his halfapple.

3) Gladys ground her beef-curtains against her hubby's stubbly halfapple.
by Kubanski April 18, 2014
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Halfastrophe

Catastrophe that ensues when a person is not completely committed to a project or an idea.
Due to a lack of good faith on all sides the Mideast peace process is an ongoing halfastrophe.
by Country Rose June 22, 2016
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halfabgfullbbgnana

this perfectly describes nanaka houston.
"DAMN did you see that halfabgfullbbgnana"
"yeah, her name is Nanaka"
by ivcmsdefinitions January 14, 2019
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Half a House

What you'll be giving up when you marry someone that requires a dowry.

Sometimes marriage hangs in the balance because of the dowry. Remembering this term puts things in perspective.
I saved up for Half a House. But I think I'll invest it in the stock market and hit it big.
by A Single Dude March 4, 2011
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Half a-don

Not a hard-on but half way there "half a-don"
Girl 1: omg thought he was fully keen never got past half a-don girl 2: well definetly wasn't don-key
by Redbeard89 October 8, 2011
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Halald

street meat man: white sauce, hot sauce?

me: just white sauce

street meat man: why no hot sauce... oh because you are already hot?!!

me: did i just get halald at?!
friend: yes!
by danger d September 24, 2012
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