christian garner

a queer fag

Christian Garner clops and wanks over animals

by JohnTheClopper February 9, 2014

garn

The excess urine that must be shaken or squeezed out of one's penis after urinating.

You slurp massive garn.

by KevinTbagr September 25, 2006

Gwand

When your enganged in sexual intercourse and you burp, hiccup, sneeze,cry,laugh or anything that ruins the mood

He was gwanding while giving anal

She left him after she realized he was gwanding

He couldnt help from gwanding

by Quail December 20, 2003

Gnarn

when you open up a can of coke and it makes that sound.

That sound that the coke can made when i opened it is called Gnarn.

by Felsenkopf August 10, 2006

Garnadan

A strong, usually painful, well placed infliction of physical damage to the genetalia.

That chick there layed a garnadan on me for looking up her skirt!

by Luminex February 29, 2008

Garnrock

A warrior from Ireland who saved the British from the British by defeating the British. He is known to be a legendary hero of lore with devilishly good looks and stature. It was rumored he would throw a series of lightning bolts at his enemies. His heirs have been told to have started in Ireland and have moved to modern day Canada and now reside in America. His mystery is one that will never be solved. His battle cry can only be translated into the modern words of, "It's a trap". One popular story of his legend involves him creating the original pancake from a potato and a rice cake. He was the last wielder of "Calruck" the Broad Sword that dealt the last blow of every war he took part in.

Your stature is of Garnrock Quality.
I wish you were more like Garnrock.
Your Garnrock Sexy.
Your Biceps remind me of Garnrock.

by Corbure December 6, 2010

Garnick

pubescent girl

damn that girl looks Garnick!

by dayman88 October 6, 2012