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grump

when a males penis is stuck in one position and can not move it.
Ashley:FUCK! hurry tom my mom is coming home!
Tom:I can't i am having a grump.
Ashely's mom: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHY IS DOES MY BED HAVE CUM ON IT!!!
by tom tommy February 1, 2009
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grumpish

Official language of Scooba and Shagga, the grumpy dogs.
by Fatta June 28, 2004
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Grumpelstiltskin

Someone who is a perpetual ass(usually in management) who gives out commands without providing the knowledge necessary to get it done, relishes in the unavoidable failure and is grumpy when one succeeds.
1"So I found the building, legit, in the last second, after being given bogus directions and she looked mad when I came back with the prints."

2"What a Grumpelstiltskin."

1"Whaa...?"
by Bustaword17 May 2, 2010
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Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.
grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!
by Brian December 5, 2003
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grump

oh grump!
by marilyn January 29, 2004
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grumpkin

a friend who you always smoke up, but never buys weed.
Karl, when are you ever gonna smoke us up, you grumpkin!
by Clash May 13, 2005
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Grumpalope

A grumpy dude that is very lazy or a mad deer like creature
that jump very high
George is a Grumpalope!
by George Landon March 19, 2008
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