gritties

An elusive pair of beautiful boobies - kept warm and cozy in a grey dress. Only visible after midnight in various pubs and never to be seen again. Completely unforgettable - they will ruin the attractiveness of most all other females. Proof that God does love mankind.

I thought I saw gritties the other night but it was only a basketball in a gym bag.

by Mr. Smith's January 5, 2009

nitty gritty

to get down, have sex

yo, close the curtains so we can do the nitty gritty

by christelle May 27, 2006

grits

short for cigarettes

Shit, I am almost out of grits!

by Katrina Pepperfuck December 15, 2008

Gritball

Term for a Redneck, Country person ETC.

That guy is such a gritball! Look at the tire in his front lawn!

by Austin1313 March 28, 2009

Gritch

(noun) A term of reference for your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend on Christmas. A combination of "Grinch" and "Bitch".

"How come you're not with your kids for Christmas?"
"Shut up, they're with the Gritch"

"Bobby, why so sad?"
"I got dumped on Christmas. The Gritch stole my christmas spirit".

("Grick" can be used to describe men)

by Crazy Savages December 25, 2009

groit

A dirty grey funk that builds up in the unwashed nether regions after a few days, it can smell vaguely of peanuts, though that varies depending on the crotch owners diet.

Dude I was scratching my sac and I got groit all over my fingers.

by Dorkling August 10, 2006

Grither

An imaginary childhood monster similar to the boogeyman. It hides under beds and in closets and comes out at night to terrorize small children.

Tommy: Mommy I don't want to eat my veggies.
Mother: If you don't finish your vegetables the Grither will get you in the night.

My mom used to tell that if I wasn't good the Grither would come an eat me.

by Anonymous_222 August 12, 2006