Glue Pooper

Someone who has so much anal sex that when they take a shit, the cum in their ass holds their butt cheeks together like a powerful adhesive and prevents then from properly disposing of the fecal waste.

"God damn that guy is fuckin gay" - Male 1

"I know! He must be a glue pooper." - Male 2

by Senor Taint Tickler March 28, 2012

glurgen

The period of time it takes, after a surreptitious belch, for a victim to smell the noxious, sulphurous face gas that has issued hence.

'Holy fuck!? Has someone burped!'

'Yes, yes I have aaaaand that is shit you can smell.'

'Buuh! That's a glurgen! Buuuh! I just puked in my mouth!'

by LordRogan October 15, 2013

glue whistle

A penis that is about to ejaculate.

I came face to face with his glue whistle right before the money shot.

by Pugsox83 March 18, 2014

gloready

Gloready means , one that is about to be glo'd up or one that is already glo'd up but is about to be offically glo'd up forever,this meaning no one ,not even the city will cut his positivityness off.

I'm glo'd up and is about to be gloready.

by T_UZI TV March 21, 2017

gluiest

The "gluiest" means the most glue like, the stickiest, the most unbelievably tacky ever.

"At the new student store, we sell glue sticks, the gluiest glue sticks in the world. Come on down to buy one!"

by ElCommissioner March 24, 2018

Gluetonium

noun - butane hash oil (BHO), or dab. A concentrated THC solution more potent than regular marijuana. Gluetonium, or Glue, is a name for reserved for the dankest daberoni.

Uncle Moke - "Brother John! Where's my gluetonium?
Jack - "I smoked that fatty glob, I'm high as shit.

by Tuff Bastard February 28, 2019

glued an acorn

Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.

Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”

by #namenotonhere March 6, 2019