saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017

Walnut Hill Goggles

When you’ve been attending walnut hill for so long that’s people who used to not seem attractive all of a sudden seem attractive.

“Hey isn’t Mateo much hotter this year right?”
“ no bro, that’s just your Walnut hill goggles kicking in.”

by Mrhillofthenut September 24, 2019

U of M goggles

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.

Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."

by c_U_there August 30, 2007

love goggles

Wearing your "love goggles" is a mental state a person enters when they are so deeply and hopelessly in love that they are convinced thier partner is nearly perfect. They may comment on how wonderful thier partner's body is, or how handsome or pretty they are, when in reality, they aren't. It's similar to wearing "beer goggles", where all women look beautiful after you've had a few, but without the alcohol; "love goggles" is a similar effect that is based on emotion.

"Hey baby, you have such a hot body, you're built like a weightlifter".

reply: "Thank you, but no I'm not. You need remove your "love goggles" and return to reality.

by Vallard January 29, 2010

Arabian Ski Goggles

When your buddy passes out and you begin to tea bag your buddy placing a hairy ball on each eyelid

After a long night of drinking some top shelf Canadian Hunter whisky, my friend passed out and I gave him the "Arabian Ski Goggles" and took a picture

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

Gillis goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive persons appear beautiful. Gillis goggles is a more intense and severe version of the classic "beer goggle" phase. While "wearing" gillis goggles, literally anyone/anything is fair game.

Ross: "Dude what the FUCK were you thinking last night when you were dancing with that fat chick??"

Matt: "fuck you, she was pretty hot"

Ross: "no dude you just had a bad case of the gillis goggles again."

by GOOD TIMES IN LA PAZ September 12, 2010

siberian goggles

the act of placing your hairy and sweaty balls directly on a womans eyeballs creating the effect of hairy goggles.

Victor:Yo Dawg my girlfrieds eyes got cold skiing last night so i layed her down and gave her siberian goggles! AHAHAHA! That shit warmed her up quick

by Victor Gonzales May 5, 2006