Gerpington

A sexy Stripper who will give you free lap dances, but only on Tuesday
Love's to milk people so be ready to get milked.

"MMMMM MILK ME GERPINGTON"

by BoopDeDoop September 28, 2013

Ass Gerbil

Someone who works hard, but has little or nothing to show for it.

I work for Walmart; How much more of an Ass Gerbil can a person become???

by JaredT79 January 8, 2017

jerking the gerking

Masterbate

For gods sake nudger stop jerking the gerking!

by nudger newall December 9, 2014

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

Jerkin ur Gerkin

It's when someone is whacking off and the start cummin everywhere it's also what Chris' hockey coach calls him!!!

Hey, Gianormus Jake stop jerkin ur gerkin

by Rohe December 24, 2007

Gerning

drinking alot of alcohol

i cant believe tim is gerning this early in the morning

by mfgrizzly January 9, 2012

sex gerbil

"Sex symbol" being misread.

See Harry Potter.

"Harry is a sex gerbil!"

by Typing Paper September 5, 2004