cock-geezer

A person you'd peg for having an old looking cock

when a guy tries extra hard to impress girls with his flash car and popped collar the chances are that he is doing this because he is suffering from a non-medically recognized ailment called cockgeezerdom there for he is a cock-geezer.

by Alik McNeal October 11, 2006

Modern Geezer

Any man wearing blue jeans with white sneakers. Instantly labels you as "old and lame" with no sense of style, regardless of age. Old geezers back in the day wore penny loafers and dress slacks. Today's "modern geezer" sports Wrangler or Lees's blue jeans and white New Balance 608 running shoes.

"I see your dad is going out for dinner looking like a modern geezer!"

"Say what"?

"His jeans and white sneakers. Your dad is so lame!"

by Gipman January 9, 2019

The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 28, 2003

old geezer

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009

geezo

A mission to get money for drugs.
Could be a a theft or a scam.
Burglary usually.

I've got a geezo.
That guy dave takes the deposit to the bank on Thursday morning.
Lets get that nigga.

by v duxx October 20, 2007

geez louise

geez louise is what the police say of they almost say Jesus. Which then becomes Jeepers creepers when they are impelled to say geez louise.

geez louise, how hot is it?

by Bryn Benn April 4, 2020

geezy

Geezy was made by a bunch of gay faggots that live with there mums and it means wotever u want it to mean

i met this geezy the other day.
i just got geezed.
im all geezed out.
GEEZY GEEZY GEEZY

by Dell Fatass January 25, 2005