burglary 

the act of entering a building or other places with the intent to commit theft

A burglary is person entered a store a night and stole a tweeter

burglary by ajwalias May 4, 2008

Reverse Burglary 

When someone breaks into your house and only leaves you things instead of taking things.
or leaves you things on your front porch etc. without necessarily breaking into your home.

"Hey man, where'd you get that sweet fishing hat?" "I got reverse burgled last week."
or

To the cops: "I'd like to report a reverse burglary please. He left a twelve pack, a five gallon can of gas and a weed wacker" "Damn, last guy who got reverse burgled only got a tomato plant and some dental floss"

Reverse Burglary by sregoRrM September 17, 2010

pizza burglary 

The act of lining your purse or man-bag with tin foil and going to Cici's pizza place, and stealing pizza from the restaurant. often accomplished by charsimatic, young, and beatiful young women.

"hey sara, you can put your phone in your purse!"
"no i cant, it's filled with pizza!"
"but that's pizza burglary!"
"I know."
"that's not what emma would do!"

pizza burglary by Leon Elliot July 2, 2008

turd burglary 

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

turd burglary by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017

sex burglary 

to touch, fondle, suck, or fuck a sleeping person possibly, but not necessarily, against their will

I had him over last night in hopes of using my sex burglary skills to do stuff with him.

sex burglary by Cole Reynolds December 29, 2007

Arse burglary 

Obvious violation of the anus by voluntary and involuntary means.

Taken as a continuation of a quote from Monty from Withnail & I.

Man, when you go to jail, drop the soap, it can only mean a good case of arse burglary!

Arse burglary by dirtdawg November 14, 2009

Roadside Taco Burglary 

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

Roadside Taco Burglary by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014