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double twister fister

the act of inserting both fists into a womans vagina (at the same time) and and rotating them back and forth.
woman- lets do something different.

guy- ok. lets try the double twister fister!!

woman- yeah. now stick ur fists in there and twist them.
by superbugsbunny4 June 13, 2011
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Fisterbating

A form of masterbation used by women inwhich they insert there entire fist / arm up there vagina.
Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".
by Tom Hurd January 15, 2008
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Foster

Along with being skilled in the art of inebriation he will also possess powers of sleeping in the same beds as females but without producing the expected sexual conquest.
"Dude, that hoe you were with last night was dope!!!! You take her home and fuck her in the ass?"

"Nah, we just slept in the same bed and talked about Pokemon."

"You Fostered again man"
by Leslie Jamieson November 5, 2006
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The jodie foster

You skeet in your hand, and then proceed to flick the pastie remains in a persons face to get there attention.
Ted: Man, last night I could not quite reach the remote control, so I served my bitch the Jodie Foster.

Joey: Sweet!
by Serth Cerk August 11, 2006
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Foster Face

A gag reflex face. The face you make when you gag unexpectedly.
While recieving his blowjob, Foster came faster than than he had anticipated, and it surprised his woman. He came so fast and unexpectedly, that SHE couldnt help but gag! We call it a "Foster Face"
by ACE'd January 20, 2008
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Flusterated

ex) when i found out i got pregnant i got so flusterated
by HRdom January 26, 2010
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Faster

You need to stop making these so good so I can hate you more, faster >:| - BaldBoyHalo
by Do not type turtle April 20, 2020
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