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Funting

Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.
“James and I went Funting last night, he was totally my funtee bitch!”
by zestworm April 7, 2024
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Funting

The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
I was caught accidentally Funting my cousin now I’m getting sued!!
by Seargant skibbidi April 18, 2024
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Funty's Law

No matter how obvious a video is staged or fake, if a person points out that it's fake it is effectively guaranteed there will be someone who genuinely believes it to be real.
"I can't believe you felt the need to point this out."

"It's Funty's Law, I didn't call it the video out because it's fake, I called it out because people think it's real."
by CD1000 August 12, 2025
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Funting

"OMG! We were funting! I'm so embarrassed."
by Kayla Noyes May 18, 2025
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funty

fun + cunty, feminine, sexy but still playful, flirtatious, camp.
- "That one music video was funty!"
by onikardi July 9, 2025
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bedtime funtime

alternate word for sleepover, meaning that sexual activities will take place.
phil: Hey! Would you like to come over for bedtime funtime?
janice: Why yes, I'd be delighted to!
by #brunogang April 3, 2020
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The Funtime studios

A hunky Egyptian man who has a lot of fans and hot co-workers also nik has a big nose
The Funtime studios is hot
by PuppetMZ July 17, 2022
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