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fucked by the finger of fate

When fate is seriously getting you down, ie nothing is gooing right for you.
After a car accident, " He got fucked by the finger of fate!"
by Danny May 5, 2004
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madame-fucker

an extension of mother-fucker, when you're tired of the unchanging swearing word motherfucker, try madame fucker, it'll be a refreshing experience.
Wazzup, motherfucker.
yo, watch your mouth, or Imma fuk u up.
alright, madame-fucker.
that's better, bro
by ftynu October 21, 2010
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Buddy Fucker

Sergeant: "I outrank you, so I'll put myself in for the one weekend pass."
Private: "Roger that, Bravo Foxtrot."
Sergeant: "Huh?"
Private: "Buddy Fucker, ya'deuche!"
by Tom Bosch April 15, 2006
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fuck fucker

A cockblocker who prevents you from getting laid, or, if you are in the middle of sex they somehow ruin it.
Mark is such a fuck fucker, now I'll never get with Katy.
by Avolin May 21, 2004
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Destination Fucked

When you see the following course of action :-

Sheila drinks beer on a roof and then tries to do a tony hawk skateboard trick but instantly fails and get flipped off by a 9 year old while the nearby pig enjoys the action chilling near a warm fire.
You have reached your destination, Destination Fucked.
by AL Assassin November 29, 2018
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Mailman fucker

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.
by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009
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Got me fucked up

What you say when someone screws you over or tries to put you in a bad situation.
The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.
by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004
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