Half Life: Full Life Consequences

An awesome/terrible bit of fanfiction writing by squirrelking.
Starring John Freeman in his attempt to help his brother Gordon Freeman, it is chock full of hysterical spelling errors and poor writing. Also has a sequel- Half Life: Full Life Consequences 2 What Has Tobe Done

2.A fantastically mod-ed depiction of squirrelking's fanfic, narrated quite energetically. It has become somewhat popular online. Available on youtube

Here are the links to both forms of Half Life: Full Life Consequences
1. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife_Fulllife_Consequences

2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs

by Paufan December 9, 2008

Full sail goggles

An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.

Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.

by rooftop_ninja March 1, 2009

Full Frontal Sarcasm

Heavy sarcasm, delivered directly to the victim's face in an open and unabashed manner.

I asked her how her day was going, and got a blast of full frontal sarcasm in return.

by Col Sarcastic April 10, 2011

full potato

A person who took a left turn on fucking idiot and straight past half retard all the way to full fledged fucking potato.

Look at Jimmy trying to shoot himself in the face with a bow. Hes gone full potato.
Or
You slept with that nasty skank? Have you gone full potato?
Or
Guy who smokes too much weed he thinks his hands are on backwards (baked potato)
Or

Jeff have a sexual encounter with a meat grinder. (You can clearly see that Jeff is full potato)

by ClamSlammington September 11, 2016

Full Ack

"full ack" or "fullack" is the abbreviated version of full acknoledgement. It means, you totally agree with the one's opinion.

Hitler: lulz, eastfrontz is bash0red
Göring: full ack!

by Urban Dictionary March 4, 2007

Full as a Bishop's ballbag

Slang (Mild. Obsc.) Aust. - To be extremely, totally, and so overbearingly drunk that you have not got a clue what the hell you are doing, where you are, or more importantly, WHO you are...

Pissed, Rat-arsed, Drunk, Pickled, Soused.

Popularised by Australian comedian Kevin "Bloody" Wilson.

Kevin; "My God! I was so drunk that night..."
Audience Member; "How drunk?"
Kevin; "Mate, I was as full as a Bishop's ballbag! I was so f*cking drunk, I was Waterskiing at the bar!"

by Eddie Faulkner March 17, 2008

full-blown boobgasms

Breast orgasms resulted from heavy petting of the breasts and nipples. Women with highly sensitive breast can experience these types of orgasms. Breastfeeding mothers can sometimes experience these types of orgasms as well. (cit. Getting Off by Jamye Waxman, pag 37).

Susan: Oh gosh I would never believe it possible!
Kya: What did happen?
Susan: I was breast feeding my little baby while I had a weird so good feeling... like a real orgasm.
Kya: Ah, wow, it was obviously an full-blown boobgasms, I've never had in my life, oh I wish I could feel the same, lucky you!

by naughtycat March 21, 2010