house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.

To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?

by Don & Mar December 6, 2016

YPF - You Porn Freak

YOU PORN FREAK {used as a term of endearment or a joke}

YPF-You Porn Freak was initially used as a joke from one friend to another as in the following sentence:

Shut up, YPF - You Porn Freak.

by Wonder Woman Prospers December 12, 2007

Freak a leek sisters!

Girls who are very close and will do anything together even though they are not dating/in some sort of relationship.

Tony: Jake, what are you doing later on tonight?

Jake: I'm hanging out with Jelly Bean and Nanc-izzle.

Tony: Nice bro!

Jake: I know right?! dude, they are total Freak a leek sisters!

by Snake65652525 March 20, 2010

freak magnet

A person who unintentionally surrounds him/herself with freaks.

Jenny: Why do I have to be such a freak magnet?!
Quasimodo: What do you mean?

by bingoonline January 14, 2016

fitch freak

Any person(s) who wears Abercrombie & Fitch excessively in order to promote an image of affluence, or being a "prep".
This also extends to the brands which are similar to A&F such as American Eagle or Hollister. This is the suburban equivalent to the "gangsta" image which includes brands like Sean John or Roca Wear.

Man did u see that guy? What a Fitch Freak.

Yea he was wearing a way undersized polo shirt with a mooses picture on it and ripped jeans, which look like they have been worn by a homeless person, apparently a very fasionable homeless person.

by Mohammed Haider July 19, 2005

Church Freak

Any person not knowings anything but going to church, attending church events and programs, singing churchy songs, dressing like yuppies, never doing anything wrong (according to the Bible) and don't want anything to do with those not of their same belief. They only go on mission trips that go to other Christian areas and with other churches that have the same belief system.

A church on 9600 E. Mill Plain Blvd., Vancouver, WA 98664...where there's huge number full of church freaks who know nothing else but going to church, attending churchy events and shunning those that don't agree with their ideas.

by Dave The Symphony May 19, 2011

3 Way Freak

A female who has superb M.A.P.s (Mouth;Ass;Pussy). There's no such thing as a "wrong hole" with a 3 Way Freak. She has the juice.

"My 3 Way Freak squirted on my D, took it out, swallowed it, then put it in her butt."

by Its_Queen_Chelz March 29, 2016