fellend

a "fucking bellend"
could be defined as:
- A male having sexual intercourse.
- A derogatory term used predominantly in slang.

1.
Person 1: aye bruv init treys lyk sum next fellend
Person 2: yhh alie datt

2.
*hears sex noises from behind closed door*
Person 1: omg is jamie getting off with claire in there?!
Person 2: yeah i saw them flirting earlier
Person 1: Lucky fellend

by educated_human May 22, 2010

fellarski

A term used in Ireland for a blowjob.

Patches O'Houlihan yelled "Erin go Bragh" as his bitch gave him a fellarski.

by psu132 January 12, 2011

Fellacopter

When a gentleman spins his flacid/semi-flacid penis around multiple times, resembling the spinning blades of a Helicopter

Matt: *Spins cock violently*

David: Dude, stop Fellacoptering me!

by BradCJ August 14, 2012

fellacheeto

The sexual act of cleaning the yellow/orange cheese gunk off of your fingers once you've eaten a bag of Cheetos.

I walked in on Mike giving fellacheeto to his right hand the other day after he polished off a jumbo bag of Cheetos. I told him to get a room.

by DangerMenParenting November 10, 2013

fellationship

a sexual relationship in which one partner is willing to perform fellatio on the other partner, but not allow other forms of penetration thereby maintaining physical virginity or perceived values.

Her husband maintains that he never had sex with his intern. At the press conference he stated that it was simply a fellationship.

Because Jodie is saving herself for her wedding day, she and Bob are only in a fellationship.

by backdoorangel August 24, 2014

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 12, 2017

Fellatio Mignon

It’s when you receive oral sex while eating a steak!

I had a Fellatio Mignon for dinner last night.

by Baby Papaya Productions February 5, 2019