Flemington

A limp man

I need something fixed but Flemington is being a limp dick again.

by Mr McRight December 2, 2024

fleeking

the act of getting several family-size bags of sour-cream-and-onion-flavored potato chips, pouring them out, ejaculating on groups of them in and letting them harden into bricks, and then driving a golf cart around while throwing said bricks at people.

if multiple people do this, it’s called a fleeking fraternity.

luke: hey sean wanna go fleeking after school
sean: i can’t, my parents won’t let me buy any more bags of potato chips

by muntmaster12 December 7, 2024

Fleir

To lay and spread a bedsheet or similar fabric methodically until it lies flat, smooth, and free of wrinkles; to finish arranging a sheet with deliberate precision so that no folds or creases remain.

She fleired the bed before placing the pillows.

by Bl4m February 25, 2026

Fleeing Needle

A secret government organization that was made after the landing of the Fleeing Meteor due to nanites breaching government powers.

Person 1: "Dude, I heard about something called a Fleeing Needle."
Person 2: "Oh yeah, I'm part of them."
Person 1: "What.. You fleer, get away from me..."
Person 2: "Are you sneezy or something?"
Person 1: "Get away from me, shame on you."

by DJ Jiaoben March 12, 2025

Flemish Butter Bath

Cumming in a bath then forcing your sister to bathe in it while wanking in a nearby sink.(applicable to penises below 4 inches)

Mark:(on FaceTime) hold on let me spunk in this tub babe( hangs up)
Marks sister: can I have a Flemish butter bath please

by spunkehtub654 July 4, 2025

Fleming squelyed

When you put peanut butter on your pussy and let the dog eat it off, and then let your sister piss on you.

No way she’s invited back bro, she Fleming Squelyed my dog.

by FlemingluvPnutButrXx__42069 August 3, 2025

Fleeing

Are the Venezuelans trying to flee? Yeah, don't do that. They still eating dogs over there? Are they starving and trying to flee the country? Because that is not going to work if it's my thing. Don't flee.

Hym "Oo... Shit. Yeah... Don-Don't try fleeing. It is not going to let you do that."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025