fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007

felttipthieves

name for a realllly good band

oh my god they are such a felttipthieves!

by ynoyrb October 29, 2008

Fattie Magee

(noun)chunky ass pimp also known as Victor Mor

Damn nigga look at Fats Magizzle pimp those hoes....USK!

by a DUMB rUMS September 8, 2003

festies

fake besties

Danielle; hey see that kid over there?
Eddie;Yeah why?
Danielle;he's one of my festies

by eddyarias September 24, 2011

fattie

a female boner, usually resides in the walls, when a female sees a provocative image her vagina walls will swell up causing her to get a fattie

yo, I could totally tell that Kim had a fattie by the way she was walking

by Rosenblum muff June 2, 2010

Festi

To have a mini festival or celebration with your favorite herbal substance or any special item.

YO it's my birthday let's have a festi

by Kgreenthumb January 11, 2009

male fertility

Now i want everybody to listen. Mainly guys. If you want to make sure that your parts are functioning properly than you must make sure that you follow these rules: DO NOT put your testies in the waffle iron, that would hurt and probobly burn them
2. keep them out of the toaster its meant for bread products.
3. its common sense people
4. don't use your gonads for bait
5. remember to stay away from willy peterson because he likes the testys enough then he might pull them right off you. JKDJFIJFK DONHHHHH DONUTS

Willy: male fertility like squirrel
spidey: mallot
nick scott: i can't produce sperm jdkd

by bruce rockifeller January 11, 2005