fecetious

full of sh!t in an obvious way.

you are being fecetious.

it is funny and unbelievable but in a way that the person speaking "fecetiously" might want people to believe his story

by David L. Martin November 2, 2007

Fecesbook

Nickname for the social networking website Facebook, and the namesake company that operates it.
The nickname reveals the low opinion of a sizeable portion of the public with regard to Facebook.
Criticism ranges from privacy concerns, to crap applications indigestion, to health issues resulting from the act of 'poking' other people.

Oh, don't tell me you're on Fecesbook too!!

by vruz September 2, 2009

Feed Me

An electronic music producer that actually knows how to write music.

Despite his usual lack of enjoyment for electronic music, the musical expertise Patrick greatly enjoyed the song, "Strange Behaviours," by Feed Me due to his great and original writing.

by goopydudest October 23, 2013

two-faced

bitches that pretend to be friends with you and then talk shit about you.

1.linda
pacino
2.natalie
norris
yea basically them :

that two-faced bitch just talkd shit about me after she was all nice to me.

by flower child* June 13, 2007

two-faced

a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS

roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..

by julee yousab March 18, 2011

feed the beavers

To drop a log in the pan.
To shit in the toilet.

Jim: Wheres the toilet? I really need to feed the beavers!!

by Jim-bob April 9, 2003

feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005