An act of extreme sexual deviancy in which a woman, crazed with the need for that epic sugar rush, vigorously shakes up a bottle of Dr. Pepper and inserts it into her vagina. Once the pressure equalizes, the woman arches her back, lifting her vagina into the air and proceeds to simultaneously remove the bottle from her vagina and spin on her head, much like a break dancer from the 1980s. Meanwhile, the pressurized Dr. Pepper is forcefully ejected from her vagina in a majestic arcing pattern, creating a pleasing fountain effect. Observers in the immediate vicinity are warned to wear protective clothing.
Jill's Dr. Pepper Fountain really took the party to the next level last night, but I wish I would've brought my rain jacket.
by TheHelmlinator February 17, 2014
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SKRUNK: Yo, Billy... you hook up with that bitch last night?
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.
BILLY: Yeah, but she was all constipated when I stuck it in her ass and the bitch chili fountained on my balls.
by shit sex ass chili fountain June 7, 2009
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1. quite possibly the most amazing person in the world. Worshipped by all.
2. An explitive to yell across the Dimple either in frustration or to get the attention of a specific fruglaicious person.
2. An explitive to yell across the Dimple either in frustration or to get the attention of a specific fruglaicious person.
by funtilicious March 17, 2008
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Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
Every village has an Idiot but Funtley in Hampshire is a whole village of idiots. Situated just outside the sophisticated market town of Fareham, Funtley resembles a dog turd hiding down a back alley tying not to be trod in .
The average IQ of a Funtley resident is around 62, making Funtley the most densely populated thick Fuck area in the uk. This dumbness can be experienced in full effect at the local retarded social club, The Futley Social Club and Spa where the locals wonder round punching, biting and fucking each other while trying not to spill there Ale.
by Mungo45 January 29, 2015
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by tittykitty November 10, 2008
Get the Milky Fountain mug.An extremely thin, young looking girl wearing a plaid schoolgirl shirt performing a head/hand stand while urinating. This causes a "fountain" effect as the urine erupts from her cratch and trickles down (up) her body.
"Dude, that girl totally did a plaid fountain for Tyler... Yeah, that skinny bitch did a hand stand and pissed all over herself."
by The Spicy Daddy November 4, 2007
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